From the Archives: Public Service Announcement

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Watch out for these bastards.

If you see one, do not, under any circumstances, even if it seems like a good idea, harm its mate. Not even for fun. Orca will hunt you down - across seas, sure, across all obstacles, fine, but also ACROSS TIME! You harm its mate today, Orca will kill you YESTERDAY!

On the other hand, at least it's not the Mothman.

Fucking Mothman.

We should all be grateful that they haven't formed an alliance. (Obviously, in such circumstances, the Mothman would use the Orca as some sort of an aircraft carrier which would HUNT YOU DOWN ACROSS TIME.)

That is all.

P.S. "Orca vs. Mothman" would make a fine move. It will serve as a sequel to "Zombie vs. C.H.U.D."
P.P.S. Zombie-Orcas would be really scary.